Thursday, March 04, 2004


Sometimes its good to contemplate your own worth. Are you worth more, worth less, or just worthless?

Murphy's Laws (of Sex) 

Part 1:

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex has no calories.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
Virginity can be cured.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

Part 2:

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
The younger the better.
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Do it only with the best.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song...only song
Never say no.
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Don't do it if you can't keep it up.

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