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Monday, February 02, 2004

Car Acronyms 

ACURA:
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires

FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD:
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM:
Gluteus Maximus

HONDA:
Hallmark Of Non-Destructible Automobiles

HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...

MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly

SAAB:
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything



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