Wednesday, December 11, 2002

Polarised Prayers 

Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen to me long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's 'twitchin,
In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end....
and never attempt to hit on my friend.

Lord-I-pray-for-a-nympho-with-huge-boobs-who-owns-a-liquor-store-and-likes-to-fish. Amen.

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