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Thursday, October 03, 2002

You Might be Desi If: 

You might be a desi if, you have a bought a video camera just before a Niagara trip and
returned it after the trip.

You might be a desi if, you tried to talk in a phony accent with the pretty freshie at school.

You might be a desi if, you keep switching your internet service provider because the first month is free.

You might be a desi if, the lawyer handling your green card is on your speed dial.

You might be a desi if, you keep comparing prices at Circuit City for the phone you bought six months ago.

You might be a desi if, if you bought a Toyota or Honda only because it has better resale value.

You might be a desi if, you have taken pictures of your car and mailed them to your folks at home.

You might be a desi if, you go back to your apartment for lunch.

You might be a desi if you spent 2 days cleaning your apartment before leaving so you can get a full security refund from your landlord without him suspecting anything.

You might be a desi if,you don't know any Americans outside your workplace

You might be a desi if, you talk to Americans as if you represent your country.

You might be a desi if, your dinner involves spreading a newspaper on the living room floor.

You might be a desi if, you have to borrow luggage from friends for a visit home.

You might be a desi if, office supplies mysteriously find their way into your house.

You might be a desi if, you don't want to buy a printer because you can always use the office printer.

You might be a desi if, you know all your friends' salaries.

You might be a desi if, you split the tax from even the smallest grocery bill common with your neighbour.

You might be a desi if, you have a bucket in your bath tub

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